Pretty Little Bows..

..on day to day wearing knickers! What? I decided to splurge out on knickers for day to day wear, having had enough of broken elastic, cotton threads running and holes starting to appear.

(It's quite amazing, well I find, how I can let these vital garments just wear right out, whilst having the most amazingly beautiful lets have sex underwear for which each set gets a once a year appearance, if it's lucky, and costs twenty times the price.)

So off to a well known department store and said required knickers purchased. Once home not only taking off at least two tags each there were these dainty pretty little bows on the front of them, huh, what's the point in that. Wear a dress or other figure touching item of clothing and you have a bump. Yes a bump right in the middle of that area of the body. No I don't know what you're like but me, I do not want to walk around with a bump all day at my nether regions! So these too were snipped off, and that's not easy to do without accidentally cutting the cloth!

Come on lingerie makers, if I want pretty little bows on my underwear it's certainly not for my day to day knicker wear, it's for something special, something to be unwrapped and I'm certainly not wanting people looking at me thinking "now that's a funny place to have a bump"!

Well at least Miss Yo Yo had fun batting them round the house for about ten minutes!