Bizzare World...

... that we live in.
Firstly they've removed a harmless growth from a goldfish in a Scottish museum as it was considered ugly, taking one of it's eyes in the process. Paid for from using coins thrown into the fish pond at the museum, ironic or what.
Then they're using dummy plastic eggs in herring and lesser black backed gulls nests to reduce their numbers in cities.
Also, they're using the hard shoulder on motorways to ease congestion... what happens if there's an accident or you break down in it?
And finally, well for this piece of gibberish, otters are apparently beating up American mink in the UK resulting in water voles making a comback, go otters!
Thought I'd add a picture of an otter... awwww