Miss in and Out

Cat's eh? Well what can I say. The one I indulge with all my love and whom gets away with murder... well she is a cat, does go outside and bring back 'presents'. Would much prefer them as a dead present rather than a live one... ever heard a toad scream? Worse than a rabbit for sure!
Well the weather is warming up now so she wants in, then out, then in, then out etc etc etc. It'd be alright if there was a cat flap in the door, or even window... trouble is double glazing & even with a glazier there's no gurantee that the cat flap wont screw up the seals!
So at the moment I guess you could call me a doorperson (got to keep the old PC crap going), nah feck it.. door woman! that lets little miss in and out and in and out, perhaps I should have called her yo yo?